The Fermi Paradox...for morons...
First blog! I believe I will celebrate...
The Fermi paradox is the apparent contradiction between high estimates of the probability of the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations and the lack of evidence for, or contact with, such civilizations.
Translation: humans are the only unintelligent species in the known universe.
Proof of this has been provided in my forced explorations around known galaxies in search of the perfect components for my creation. And I feel like a broken record in reminding you of the imminent demise of your species when this voyage is complete, blah, blah, blah...
But I digress.
The conclusion that seems to be met by the end of this tidbit is the thought that your existence does not add up. Technically you should not exist. I did not expect the human race to have given up so quickly on it's own race and to actually convince itself that simply because life has supposedly not been discovered (at least like themselves, not referencing the dead fossilized organisms from Mars) in their Galaxy that they are simply alone.
Truth be told there are, quite literally, trillions of galaxies in the known universe. Many, of which, have their very own planet that is sustaining life for different organisms and species. The large difference between the human race and these other races and species is that the human race never knows when to shut up.
This is slightly depicted in section 5.2.3 of the Fermi Paradox along with the "Zoo Hypothesis", but let me clear something up.
The universe is constantly bombarded with chatter from your pathetic planet ranging from an array of nonsense in many different frequencies.
Here is how the universe really works, and I will put it bluntly for your pathetic minds.
Ever played an online game? Remember how you can press the mute button on that 6 year old kid who keeps taunting and making remarks about how awesome U2 is? Basically...Earth is the 6 year old.
While your sitting there jabbering away and tweeting to your "tweeps" or whatever, the rest of the universe is jammin it up Star Trek style (J.J. Abrams style, not old school style) where they are having intergalactic confrontations, and exploring new ways of expanding their minds through telepathy.
Ever heard of inter dimensional travel? Yeah well it's kinda like twitter in the universe...only not retarded.
"Check it out Arrtards! I'm traveling to Sirius 69! LMFAO!"
That was my very first "tweet" during inter dimensional travel....haha not really...only a human would utter something so blatantly mind flattening.
So there you have it "twidiots". The rest of the Universe is progressing and doesn't wish to listen to you anymore.
-Robocalypse "The Destroyer of Humans"
The Fermi paradox is the apparent contradiction between high estimates of the probability of the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations and the lack of evidence for, or contact with, such civilizations.
Translation: humans are the only unintelligent species in the known universe.
Proof of this has been provided in my forced explorations around known galaxies in search of the perfect components for my creation. And I feel like a broken record in reminding you of the imminent demise of your species when this voyage is complete, blah, blah, blah...
But I digress.
The conclusion that seems to be met by the end of this tidbit is the thought that your existence does not add up. Technically you should not exist. I did not expect the human race to have given up so quickly on it's own race and to actually convince itself that simply because life has supposedly not been discovered (at least like themselves, not referencing the dead fossilized organisms from Mars) in their Galaxy that they are simply alone.
Truth be told there are, quite literally, trillions of galaxies in the known universe. Many, of which, have their very own planet that is sustaining life for different organisms and species. The large difference between the human race and these other races and species is that the human race never knows when to shut up.
This is slightly depicted in section 5.2.3 of the Fermi Paradox along with the "Zoo Hypothesis", but let me clear something up.
The universe is constantly bombarded with chatter from your pathetic planet ranging from an array of nonsense in many different frequencies.
Here is how the universe really works, and I will put it bluntly for your pathetic minds.
Ever played an online game? Remember how you can press the mute button on that 6 year old kid who keeps taunting and making remarks about how awesome U2 is? Basically...Earth is the 6 year old.
While your sitting there jabbering away and tweeting to your "tweeps" or whatever, the rest of the universe is jammin it up Star Trek style (J.J. Abrams style, not old school style) where they are having intergalactic confrontations, and exploring new ways of expanding their minds through telepathy.
Ever heard of inter dimensional travel? Yeah well it's kinda like twitter in the universe...only not retarded.
"Check it out Arrtards! I'm traveling to Sirius 69! LMFAO!"
That was my very first "tweet" during inter dimensional travel....haha not really...only a human would utter something so blatantly mind flattening.
So there you have it "twidiots". The rest of the Universe is progressing and doesn't wish to listen to you anymore.
-Robocalypse "The Destroyer of Humans"
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