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Picks for the Apocalypse

As an advanced being it is my duty to plan ahead. I have taken it upon myself to consider other possible creations to aid me in the war on humanity. Here are some considerations for the cut. JOHNNY 5 from “Short Circuit” movie Not a good way to start. Basically a robot who starts off as an evil experiment by the government and somehow becomes self aware enough to realize that humanity is worth trying to get along with…I would vomit if that was physically possible for a cyborg. And don’t forget how he turned into a badass in the sequel and should’ve killed the humans in the end like his original programming. He went from Punk to Punk-Bitch. CYLONS from “Battlestar Galactica” They are evil and have pretty much destroyed most of the human race in this story. Robots that have no problem looking like badasses but can also disguise themselves to “screw”(the blonde chick) over the human race? Winners. DAFT PUNK They are not fooling anyone with their makeshift designs; ev

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